The Hills Spoilers: Season Five Trailer Released!

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"The bitch is back" is one tagline MTV has used to promote the revamped version of The Hills, which returns on September 29 starring Kristin Cavallari.

Guess that edged out "Hilariously contrived drama is back."

It's hard to tell what's more fake, the boobs of Heidi Montag or her debate with Spencer over whether to have kids, but either way, there’s lots going on!

Not the least of which? The "return" of Kristin Cavallari, Laguna Beach rival of Lauren Conrad, who's now stepping into the footsteps of the retired LC.

And hitting on Justin-Bobby, as if that were remotely feasible.

Yes, that loser is still around. Audrina Patridge thinks she’s moved on, but may not be ready to see him with another girl. Especially one named Kristin.

“She’s the girl that’s going to stab us all in the back and doesn’t care,” Stephanie Pratt reads off cue cards, talking about Kristin's "return" (even though she was never around to begin with). “How can one person turn our lives upside down?”

Because MTV paid her a lot to stir up drama, that's how.

In Speidi Land, a certain bimbo is fake-pressuring her husband to knock her up, as we hinted above. That will be even harder for them to stage than their Cabo wedding, but we imagine they are up to the challenge.

Lastly, Lo Bosworth and the uber-annoying Stephanie Pratt are looking more plastic than ever. How psyched are you for The Hills to return in four weeks?

Check out the Season Five trailer below ...

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argh i live in the uk so i cant see this clip, does anyone know how i could get to watch it?

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i hate her!

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The City's trailer also has been released and it looks pretty good! Totally fake, but good. I just can't understand how if it's "reality" when a friend goes away of the tv series it goes away from their life and someone new suddenly appears( I mean Whitney with Erin and Audrina who's already casting "friends" for The Audrina Show. It doesn't make sense). I think that the only ones of The City and The Hills that are really friends are Lauren and Lo

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Ew? Kristin Cavallari? She's so stupid, I nearly lost 20 IQ points listening to her chatter.
And without LC AND Whitney, the show's gonna be crap.
Audrina is too stupid to be true and Lo is cute but blah.
Bye bye, Hills.

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How in the hottest hell can this Kristin Cavallari be "famous",or choosen to appear in a tv show at all,she has a very all-day look,in fact,shes ugly,her face/body isnt exactly turning any heads,specially her flat ass,and she definitely doesnt have any acting talent....guess shes one of does who does prove how low standard "reality.tv" really is.

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Will DEF NOT be watching this load of rubbish. It used to be good with LC in it but now, just ridiculous!

Kristin Cavallari Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Denver, Colorado
Full Name
Kristin Elizabeth Cavallari