Spencer Pratt Changing Name to King Spencer Pratt

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The Hills' Spencer Pratt is a royal pain in the ass.

Now he's legally changing his name to reflect his regal stature.

The 25-year-old husband of Heidi Montag will soon become "King Spencer Pratt." Yes, we are serious. He personally said this, in any event, to Us Weekly.

"I've decided since there is a Queen of England and a Prince William that there should be a king of America," he said. "I nominate myself for that role."

Truly there are few if any who are more deserving.

Spencer Pratt thinks his wife Heidi deserves a royal title, too.

We think Plastic Princess and/or Silicone Queen would suit her just fine. But we're guessing that her pimp-husband has in mind something more complimentary.

In a recent interview with The Hills: The After Show, he called his bimbo bride "the modern-day Michael Jackson," who was famously known as the King of Pop.

"The Holy Spirit now has extra Michael Jackson juice," Spencer Pratt said. "For all we know, Heidi gets possessed with some of the Michael Jackson divine spirit."

This guy is almost as entertaining as he is self-obsessed and delusional.

Almost.

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Spencer Pratt Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Spencer William Pratt

Spencer Pratt Quotes

Heidi Montag: Honey, I'm home.
Spencer Pratt: Oh, my favorite part of the day!

I would never watch that! I would rather throw up... but I know for a fact, and I would take a lie detector test.

regarding a Lauren Conrad sex tape