Megan Fox Naked Scene, Sex Tape Dreams: Shattered!

Megan Fox says a lot of silly things. For example, she compared director Michael Bay to Hitler last week.

So men around the world can only hope this is just another case of the actress speaking without thinking, as she recently told MTV News that she'd never make a sex tape.

"That's the last thing I want to see — what I look like having sex. It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex," Fox told the network.

Okay, fine. Maybe we can see Fox naked in a movie, though, right?

"I can't ever imagine myself doing nudity in a film," she added. "It lives forever, especially now, with the Internet. I just can't. I just can't."

But... why, Megan?!? Why deny so many fans their hopes and dreams?

"People take everything from you when you're in this business. Your anonymity is stripped from you. They invade every part of your personal life, your relationships. Everything you say gets judged, everything you do gets judged. Literally all I have left are my private parts and I don't want to also share them with the world. I'd like to keep them private. That's why they're called that!"

Sadly, it looks like these photos are the closest we'll ever get to Megan Fox naked. Click on each to enjoy it to its fullest, fellas...