Marilyn Manson Diagnosed with Swine Flu

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Some estimates have predicted that the H1N1 virus, commonly referred to as the swine flu, may impact up to one-half of the humans living in the U.S.

That may be far-fetched, but it has already hit Marilyn Manson.

Yes, the former husband of Dita Von Teese and boyfriend of Evan Rachel Wood has gone down with a bout of swine flu, he confirmed in a recent interview.

This has put a temporarily hold on his career as an aging goth shock rocker.

Swine Flu Victim

THE H1N1 STRIKES BACK: Marilyn Manson is the latest victim.

"So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU," said Marilyn, real name Brian Warner, in a hilarious statement, which concludes:

"I know everyone will suggest that f*%king some pig is how this disease was obtained. However, the doctor said, my past choices in women have in no way contributed to me acquiring this mysterious sickness. Unfortunately, I am going to survive.”

With responses like that, we'd say it's quite fortunate.

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Ok no offense to dear marlyn but is it a coincedent that he (who fuccs pigs lol) is one of the first to get the swine flu? Idk but it is kinda funny ....hes crazy but iight in my book stay healthy marlyn

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stay healthy

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that thing is going around hollywood

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That was hilarious

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Helou manson

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That was hilarious? I guess it is if you don't like women, eh?

Marilyn Manson Biography

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Canton, Ohio
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Brian Hugh Warner
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