A couple weeks ago, Jon Gosselin said he was single, "per se."
Translation: dude will totally ransack anything with breasts!
The father of eight's latest conquest may be his most impressive / galling / hilarious: reports have linked him with Stephanie Santoro, a cocktail waitress, aspiring model and, oh, his children's babysitter!
According to Radar Online, Santoro has told friends that Gosselin hired her to take care of his kids. But Jon and Stephanie spent Saturday night together at Legends, an establishment in Reading, Pennsylvania where Santoro occasionally works.
The pair left together around 3 a.m., a witness told Radar, only to end up back at the family residence, where Santoro spent the night in Jon’s apartment over the garage.
Seriously - there are photos!
Is the coast clear? Can we pretend that no paparazzi are around to capture our respective walks of shame?
Santoro is 23 years old. She has brown hair, brown eyes and writes on her Modelmayhem.com biography that she'll pose nude.
Follow this article's jump to view shots from her modeling portfolio.
Tomorrow night, Kate Major will sit down and dish the dirt on her time spent with Jon. Will she be peeved that he's already moved on? Will you watch the interview?
Will this dating carousel ever end?
So many questions. So many random women for Jon Gosselin to sleep with.