Hey, did you hear that Kourtney Kardashian was pregnant?!?
It's true. She had unprotected sex with shady boyfriend Scott Disick, forgot to take her birth control pill and is now spilling every mind-numbing detail of her expecting state.
While Kourtney has (miraculously) not spoken out about the impending child today, she was spotted walking down the street, her baby bump in full effect.
Due to deliver in December, Kardashian can be seen every week on the painfully scripted reality series Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami. We'd rather listen to Kourtney talk about her pregnancy than watch that nonsense.