The current season of Weeds has been a major disappointment for one reason:

A lack of Mary-Louise Parker sex scenes.

Sure, the actress was railed from behind by her drug lord of a baby daddy, but forced intercourse isn't very arousing.

Fortunately, the good folks at Esquire feel our pain and have published the sexiest photos of Parker in recorded history. If this is what cooking is all about, why have men stayed out of the kitchen for so long?!?

In the past, Mary-Louis Parker has said that nude photos weren't a big deal. We beg to differ.