Jessica Simpson's Promising Movie Career Trajectory

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When Jessica Simpson decided to be an actress a few years ago, she was at her peak, both as a singer and as a good-looking person. While her big-screen debut was by no means decent, it earned a decent amount of money.

Since then, her films have followed a clear pattern, concluding with her most recent effort. Which is ironic, because as her body has ballooned, her movies' box office revenues seem to have done the reverse. See below:

  • The Dukes of Hazzard (2005): $80 million
  • Employee of the Month (2006): $28 million
  • Blonde Ambition (2007): $1,300 (yes, that's correct)
  • Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (a.k.a. Major Movie Star, 2008): released direct to DVD!
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Maybe Jessica Simpson should just stick to singing. Actually, maybe that isn't the best alternative either. Full-time professional football jinx? [Photos: Splash News Online]


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Jessica Simpson Biography

Not a Major Movie Star By Any Means
Sweet mother of G-d, Jessica Simpson has got some huge breasts. Holy frickin' $h!t. Look at those things! She also possesses a singing... More »
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson