If a pretend lesbian relationship that no one cared about to begin with falls apart, did it ever exist in the first place?
The celebrity gossip world must ponder such a question, now that Courtenay Semel and Tila Tequila have broken up.
Not much is known about the end of this relationship - which found the couple mysteriously engaging in over-the-top PDA any time a camera was around - but one report says Semel cheated on Tequila. Tough break for T-squared.
Fortunately, Tila knows how to handle rejections. Paging the producers of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila 3!
Tila Tequila needs to find a new man or woman to publicly lather up.