Lindsay Lohan to Ashley Olsen: Samantha Ronson is Mine!

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According to reports, Lindsay Lohan is treating Samantha Ronson like a bottle of Grey Goose vodka. She won't let anyone else near her BFF.

The New York Post says the two spent the weekend partying at the Beatrice Inn on Friday and Hawaiian Tropic Zone on Saturday.

During the first evening out, Lohan supposedly got into a fight with another emaciated young celebrity that was paying attention to Ronson.

"Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, 'Get your 15-year-old 'Full House' a - - away from my girlfriend,'" said a witness.

Samantha Ronson is the weird-looking apple of Lindsay Lohan's eye.

Sources also claim that Lohan has such a crush on Ronson that she's created a Facebook profile under the name "Lindsay Ronson."

Right. We'll believe that when we see it.

Oh. Here it is.

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"Samantha Ronson is neither weird looking nor ugly. She's amazing and beautiful"...yeah right! Sarah you carpet muncher...OMG!...you liberal dykes on here are so pathetic!...Ronson is one of the ugliest broads of all time...period!...she dresses like Ed Norton from the Honeymooners...there is nothing feminine or pretty about her at all....and to think a piece of ass has-been like Lohan wants Ronson to eat her out makes me sick...thet're both a couple of no talent douches..i'm sick of hearing about both of them...

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Good for them - if it works it works... if you dont like it dont read it

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when a girl closes her eyes and lifts her mouth to meet her lover;s mouth...its beautiful...love is love...genderless when its true.... so lindsay I wish you happiness in whatever, even if its someone that believes in you

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...and how is she not a celebrity? last time i checked if you have been in several movies and are a fixture in the hollywood scene you deffinatly are a celebrity. you kayla are not a celebrity. there is a difference between u n her.

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i think the picture of them together on the chair is really cute and they seem happy together so everyone should leave them alone!! Lindsey finally is being herself and i think thats why she is stayin out of trouble finally. <3

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EEEWWW!

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Samantha Ronson is neither weird looking nor ugly. She's amazing and beautiful. She can do much better than Lindsay.

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Yeah!Mairi i'm by your side!!!

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It's a free world let her be!!! There are other celebrities that drink and take drugs also.I'm damn sure none of you are perfect either.

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lindsay looks like frankie muniz from malcolm in the middle!!!!!!!!!!