According to reports, Lindsay Lohan is treating Samantha Ronson like a bottle of Grey Goose vodka. She won't let anyone else near her BFF.
The New York Post says the two spent the weekend partying at the Beatrice Inn on Friday and Hawaiian Tropic Zone on Saturday.
During the first evening out, Lohan supposedly got into a fight with another emaciated young celebrity that was paying attention to Ronson.
"Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, 'Get your 15-year-old 'Full House' a - - away from my girlfriend,'" said a witness.
Samantha Ronson is the weird-looking apple of Lindsay Lohan's eye.
Sources also claim that Lohan has such a crush on Ronson that she's created a Facebook profile under the name "Lindsay Ronson."
Right. We'll believe that when we see it.
Oh. Here it is.