We're guessing the Detroit native is wearing underwear, however.
He's also wearing a female admirer around his neck in this picture, proving that the only way to move on from a Playboy centerfold such as Pamela Anderson is to party with women hoping to grace the pages of that publication someday.
Following the announcement last week that Kid Rock and his soon-to-be ex, Anderson, were divorcing after four months of marriage, the rocker has been spotted out and about enjoying the company of several female companions.
Specifically, however, Page Six claims the singer has been getting close again with his South American ex, Conchita Leeflang, whom he dated back in 2005.
The attached photo was taken in night club, Tao, in Las Vegas over the weekend. If Rock - or would it be "Kid?" - is looking for a new friend, though, we suggest Kim Kardashian.
She's also lonely these days.