It's official: Wilmer Valderrama has dated more young, hot celebrities than the number of African-Americans Michael Richards has offended.
And that's a lot of African-Americans!
So you can see our point: the former star of That 70's Show has left no starlet un-sexed. Rumors have connected Valderrama with Jennifer Love Hewitt. And Mandy Moore. And even Eva Longoria before she started dating Tony Parker.
But here's the best part: this Hollywood stud muffin has also romanced Firecrotch herself, Lindsay Lohan. Granted, that doesn't make him any different than a majority of the male population.
It does make the accompanying photo of himself with Ali Lohan that much funnier. We're not saying one pic of these two together means Valderrama is actually involved with a 12-year-old.
But give him a couple years.