If you thought the staff at The Hollywood Gossip was all out of Britney Spears-related news, you were extremely wrong.
Well, sort of. This is actually a story about Jamie Lynn Spears, who made a stop in Milan, Italy, Friday to promote the 2007 Kids' Choice Awards. The aspiring singer and star of Zoey 101 was already named Favorite TV Female Actress earlier this year. Go JL!
We're happy to see Britney's little sister come into her own and begin her rise to stardom. But Jamie Lynn, just promise us three things, please:
- Never combine your two names into one nonsensical one an effort to mimic that nutjob Anna Nicole Smith's daughter Dannielynn.
- When and if you get even more famous, remember to wear underwear. We don't need an underage remix of last week's Britney Spears crotch shot.
- Do no, under any circumstances, allow Wilmer Valderrama to bone you.
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January 3rd, 2007 1:25 PM
Dear spears, your gay and ugly hope you suck at anything you do. your not a famous person.
Love, Josh
January 30th, 2007 6:44 PM
yo spears you are very pretty and i arime you good luck in the futune
March 14th, 2007 6:55 AM
dear jamie i hope u win the kids choice awards cuz i am ur number 1 fan ever lv ur number 1 fan mel
March 23rd, 2007 9:43 PM
You go girl!..........good luck in the future!
March 25th, 2007 4:59 AM
hay jamie-lynn i love u to bits u r soo pretty and a very good actress! can u add m msn if u got it hotti_babe_sxy_muma@hotmail.com hope u add me luff u soo much(im not lez)! bye
March 27th, 2007 3:18 PM
hi jamie lynn my name is bethany and i am 7 years old. I am from Scotland but currently live in Canada and I have been watching zoey 101 over here and I just love the show. Well done Jamie Lynn ur my favourite character in the programme and I would like to b like u one day so please don't b like ur sister and go off the rails with fame just b urself and good luck.
April 11th, 2007 3:41 AM
hi Jamie!I luv ur acting soo.. much!could you e-mail me on bellaria.super5c@hotmail.com please! good luck on becoming more famous..
December 29th, 2007 9:30 PM
What is the deal with you weirdo's leaving mean comments and calling names? GROW UP...stay off the internet if you are too young and immature to have a little respect. IT is not only rude, but it is wierd the way you seem sooo angry at her. Lay off! she is still a human being with feelings. so you dont like her..dont watch her!! Dont go to sites that are about her! seems pretty basic to me. Are you so jealous and hateful that you get some sort of thrill out of the idea that you might hurt her feelings?? Go on with your own life and do something good for yourself and forget about tearing other people down. it is pointless and only makes you look foolish. Really foolish. hate to break it to you Daniel, but nobody wants to date a rude mouthed verbal abuser like you either. take a look in the mirror and quit being so hateful. its ugly. and Josh, why would you want her to suck at everything she does? So that you can feel better about YOURSELF?? grow up guys, seriously..your making fools out of yourselves. I dont care if you are 9yrs old or 15yrs old or 50 yrs old...whatever!! it doesnt mattery, have some decency and keep your rude comments to yourself, it is only making people laugh at YOU and how foolish you are for writing those things. I'm not some big fan of hers, I stumbled upon this site by mistake...but what I am definately NOT a fan of is little kids with rude mouths writing nasty comments for all to see. you should be embarrassed!!
July 24th, 2008 4:59 PM
hola eres bonita pero x que saliste enbarazada aora no podre ber soey 101 mala bale que tu bb sea lindo
July 24th, 2008 5:01 PM
hello you're looking for that beautiful burden of enbarasadad your bb is pretty o.k