Worst. Car. Ride. Ever.

Wow. If the side panels of this automobile could talk... they'd probably know all about getting faded and hooking up with random dudes. 'Cuz when it's girls' night out, there's no telling what kind of $h!t is gonna go down. We be clubbin', yo!

Yes, the fun never stops for new BFFs Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, who picked up none other than Lindsay Lohan in Beverly Hills during their girly-girl marathon in the early hours of Monday morning. The trio stopped off at Hilton's pad before heading to Spears' place.

All we can say about this picture is that celebrity worlds are colliding, and that this marks a watershed moment in the evolution of the phrase "ho train." These chicks look like they are ready to start slinging poon like strung-out, two-dollar skanks jonesing for a fiver of rock.