The Real Housewives of New York City are about to take a trip.
And they may never be the same.
Bravo has released a trailer for upcoming episodes of this franchise's current season, with much of the footage focusing on much-anticipated and discussed boat trip in Colombia ...
... and it looks and sounds truly insane.
Among the soundbites revealed in this preview:
Why is there a siren?
Where the f—k are the life jackets?
Get on the floor!
There are also quite a few tears shed, as teased here:
What the heck transpired on this so-called vacation?
Said Ramona Singer to Us Weekly in March:
"We hit extremely turbulent waters and we were freaking out. When you’re in turbulent waters and the boat’s really rocking … I was scared.
"I can’t swim so I was scared shitless, to tell you the truth."
It looks very much as if she wasn't alone.
Added an insider to this same tabloid:
"The whole cast was wet and terrified for their lives.
"Everyone felt very close to each other after going through that and anything people had been fighting about no longer mattered. All the women called loved ones when they got back to shore."
Of course, this trailer doesn't JUST preview the boat trip.
We get plenty of the usual drama from Singer, Bethenny Frankel, Carole Radziwill, Sonja Morgan, Tinsley Mortimer, Dorinda Medley and Luann de Lesseps.
The women laugh it up... they fight... they dance... they scream with joy and also in horror.
Bethenny goes at it with Carole; Sonja hurls shade at Ramona; Luann doing her best Sofia Vergara impression; and Dorinda even takes on Luann.
Over the latter's arrest, of course.
“Don’t you dare talk to me like that. An ex con? You drink some more and get arrested again,” r says, pushing a drink Luann's direction. “Get married again. You’re awful.”
She later also tells Luann:
“I stood for you for everything. I almost got arrested for you."
Fun and dramatic times!
The Real Housewives of New York City airs on Bravo Wednesdays at 9/8c.
Check out this explosive fresh footage above!