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It’s a tradition unlike any other.

The Masters?

No, of course not.

We’re referring to the annual unveiling of taglines for each The Real Housewives of New York City cast member prior to the premiere of a new season.

The Real Housewives of New York Season 9 Cast
Photo via Bravo

As previously confirmed, long-time socialite Tinsley Mortimer will come on board the beloved Bravo series this fall, joining stars Sonja Morgan, Bethenny Frankel, Ramona Singer, Dorinda Medley, Luann D’Agostino and Carole Radziwill for a lot of fighting and wine drinking.

We hear things aren’t going too well so far.

What about the taglines, though?

What about the way each woman would describe hereslf, heading into the April 5 premiere?

Ramona Promo Pic
Photo via Bravo

Let’s play a game, okay?

We’ll give you the tagline. You try to guess who it belongs to. And then check out the following promo to see if you got it right.

Ready? Let’s do this…

Sonja Promo Pic
Photo via Bravo

I tell it like it is, but I always make it nice.

I’m an acquired taste. You don’t like me? Acquire some taste!

There’s nothing Grey about my Gardens.

In the politics of friendship, I win the popular vote.

The only title I’d trade Countess for … is Wife.

A good set of lashes can fix anything … even a mugshot.

If you’re going to take a shot at this B, you better not miss.

What do you think?

Who says which of the above sentences in the video below? Find out now!