Michelle McGee is a tattoo model, whatever that is. She's also Jesse James' alleged side piece in his Sandra Bullock cheating antics....
16 Celebrity Side Pieces: Welcome to Club, Rachel Roy!
13 Memorable Celebrity Side-Pieces: Every Cheater Needs One!
13 Celebrity Text Messaging Scandals: Unsend! Unsend!
We all know that text messages can sometimes be hilarious. Like when they're sent by mom.
Or if the the characters on Game of Thrones ever learned how to text.
Michelle McGee Sex Tape: So Real. So Wrong.
Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, the tattooed, fame-seeking floozy who broke up Jesse James' marriage to Sandra Bullock in 2010, apparently starred in a sex tape.
Shocking, we know.
Michelle McGee to Kat Von D: What'd You Expect!?
Michelle "Bombshell" McGee says Kat Von D really shouldn't have expected anything less than being cheated on by Jesse James repeatedly. Hey, she would know.
Just hours after Kat claimed James cheated on her with 19 women, McGee said she warned Von D days after her engagement that the relationship wouldn't last.
Michelle McGee Blasts Jesse James as "Pathetic," Penis Size as "Average"
Michelle McGee is back, and she's dropping some bombshells on Jesse James and Kat Von D.
The face-tattooed woman who slept with James during his marriage to Sandra Bullock told a New Zealand radio station this week that she knew the moment her relationship with the biker was over: when he cried over Bullock's speech at the Oscars.
Michelle McGee Shows Off Face Tattoo, New Boyfriend Luke Urek
Home wrecking legend Michelle "Bombshell" McGee is living the dream. She's got a hot tattoo on her forehead and a new boyfriend in Luke Urek.
He's from Australia.
Michelle McGee on Sex With Jesse James: Meh!
Jesse James is engaged to Kat Von D. This came as a bit of a surprise, as he's been divorced for only about half a year. But we wish them the best. Seriously.
His former mistress Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, though? She's just interested in clinging to whatever's left of her 15 minutes. Mere seconds, hopefully.
Booze and Boobs: A Night in the Life of Charlie Sheen...
Bombshell McGee may not have enjoyed herself in Las Vegas this week with Charlie Sheen, but a witness tells TMZ the actor was in heaven at The Palms Hotel and Casino.
Detailing a penthouse full of "big booby blonde girls fighting for his attention," this source got a look at Sheen's suite and said: "It looked like porn star auditions... the girls were all over him and he just sat back and took it all in."
Michelle McGee on Another Night with Charlie Sheen: Pass!
Little is known about what went on inside Charlie Sheen's penthouse at The Palms this week.
But hilarious reports really do confirm that Michelle "Bombshell" McGee was one of the women that stopped by late into the actor's drunken Vegas binge. Yes, that Michelle "Bombshell" McGee!
Charlie Sheen Bombshell: Possible Michelle McGee Banging!
Given his history of drug use and shady sex, it would take a serious bombshell to surprise us when it comes to Charlie Sheen news.
Enter Michelle McGee!
THG Presents: Celebrity Mistresses of the Year!
Where would THG be without good cheating scandals? Sure, these women are trashy beyond belief, but boy do they keep things interesting with their sexting, locking themselves in closets, making up sex tape rumors and such.
We despise them. And applaud their efforts. Below are THG's esteemed finalists for the Rachel Uchitel Award as the top celebrity mistress of 2010 ...
Michelle McGee: Alive, Pole Dancing With Elves
Notorious mistress Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, a.k.a. the tattooed girl who broke up Sandra Bullock's marriage to Jesse James, is still doing her thing. Whatever that is.
Here's the gross McGee at the Melbourne Sexpo in Australia last weekend, where she posed with elves, pole danced and made friends with terrifying phallic creatures.
Michelle McGee: Still Around, Looking For Attention
Michelle "Bombshell" McGee is still around, and looking for attention any way she can get it, talking about Sandra Bullock and Jesse James dating Kat Von D.
Look, Michelle. Go away. Even THG is tired of you at this point.
Michelle McGee: Nazi Pics Aren't Racist!
Michelle "Bombshell" McGee is still talking. She's still sounding inane and trying to get attention. If you're still interested, read on and hear what she said.
Jesse James' mistress is defending recently unearthed photos of herself wearing Nazi regalia, saying "I don't believe it's racism at all. Anti-Semitism? Yes."
Michelle "Bombshell" McGee: Nude For Infidelity
She's already the poster child for infidelity. Why shouldn't Michelle "Bombshell" McGee make money off that image and help sell ... extramarital affairs?
The original Jesse James mistress has struck a lucrative deal to promote a website dedicated to people having affairs ... and she will be plugging naked.
Michelle McGee Unmoved By "Generic" Jesse James Interview, Wants Attention
Some people may have seen Jesse James' tearful interview on Nightline and been impressed at how he bared his soul, maybe even feeling a little sorry for him.
Michelle McGee is definitely not one of them.
Michelle McGee: Men Will Spread Their Seed
The Michelle McGee PR tour continues.
Relentlessly milking her infamous status as Jesse James' mistress for every cent it's worth, "Bombshell" is featured in the new issue of Steppin' Out magazine.
Victoria's Secret Models: Team Bombshell!
Who knew there even was a Team Bombshell?
NOTE: There really isn't. There's just a bra by that name modeled by Victoria's Secret beauties. Sandra Bullock fans can officially come down off the ledge now.
Michelle McGee May Have Done Tiger Woods
Michelle "Bombshell" McGee said earlier this week that she has lots of colored friends. Might she have had an affair with a certain "Cablinasian" fella as well?
You know what they say. Why stop at one celebrity home-wrecking sex scandal? Bombshell McGee is now hinting that she may have slept with Tiger Woods.
Michelle McGee Wants to Pound Melissa Smith
Two Jesse James mistresses in a boxing ring? We'd pay to see that!
Actually, no way would be pay money to see that. But we'd totally write about it the morning after and ridicule both of the trashy, hopefully bloodied individuals.
Michelle "Bombshell" McGee: I Have Colored Friends!
You see the cliched, wildly overused and ineffective "I have black friends" card played every so often by someone trying to diffuse allegations of racism.
The "I have colored friends card"? That's once in a generation.
Kat Von D Sticks Up For Michelle McGee
Kat Von D says you shouldn't have beef with Michelle "Bombshell" McGee.
Well, not because of her tattoos at least. You can hate her for being an adulterer, fame-seeking sellout and overall waste of space, but lay off the tats.