Behold, 15 inspirational Real Housewives quotes to live by from across the Bravo spectrum, and told as only these lovable loons can.
Phaedra Parks on Education
Phaedra has an advanced degree in booty. Don't forget it!
Tamra Barney on Trust
Wise words from OC's Tamra. We'll remember that from now on.
Kim Zolciak on Prayer
Kim prays about something very important to her: her wig.
Kyle Richards on Etiquette
Kyle knows the proper way to behave at any Beverly Hills shindig.
Teresa Giudice on The Great Outdoors
Teresa Giudice knows how to connect with nature.
Brandi Glanville on Honesty
Hey, why fake it if it's just not there? No reason if you're Brandi Glanville
Sonja Morgan on Class
That's the spirit, Sonja! Sometimes even Real Housewives get called white trash.
Lisa Hochstein on Aging
Hear that? Lisa isn't a fan of the clubbing lifestyle after 40.
Dina Manzo on Friendship
Oh, Dina. Sometimes we don't know what people are after either, but this a little extreme!
Teresa on Deceny
Don't get on Teresa's Giudice's bad side. She might flip a table on you.
Kenya Moore on Confidence
Kenya Moore is Gone With the Wind Fabulous, okay? Fake it 'til you make it.
Brandi on Drugs
Brandi is known to cross the line. She even accused Kim of doing drugs in the bathroom...
NeNe Leakes on Serenity
Please, other housewives. Don't require NeNe to kill somebody. Please.
Tamra on Self Love
Tamra Barney always looks out for Tamra Barney and makes sure Tamra Barney gets hers, and she's not afraid to admit it.
Brandi on Playing the Field
Hey, you gotta put yourself back out there after a divorce, right? A guy would do it and be cheered for it. No double standards here!