Real Housewives: 15 Quotes & Rules For Life

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Behold, 15 inspirational Real Housewives quotes to live by from across the Bravo spectrum, and told as only these lovable loons can.

1. Phaedra Parks on Education

Phaedra Parks on Education
Phaedra has an advanced degree in booty. Don't forget it!

2. Tamra Barney on Trust

Tamra Barney on Trust
Wise words from OC's Tamra. We'll remember that from now on.

3. Kim Zolciak on Prayer

Kim Zolciak on Prayer
Kim prays about something very important to her: her wig.

4. Kyle Richards on Etiquette

Kyle Richards on Etiquette
Kyle knows the proper way to behave at any Beverly Hills shindig.

5. Teresa Giudice on The Great Outdoors

Teresa Giudice on The Great Outdoors
Teresa Giudice knows how to connect with nature.

6. Brandi Glanville on Honesty

Brandi Glanville on Honesty
Hey, why fake it if it's just not there? No reason if you're Brandi Glanville

7. Sonja Morgan on Class

Sonja Morgan on Class
That's the spirit, Sonja! Sometimes even Real Housewives get called white trash.

8. Lisa Hochstein on Aging

Lisa Hochstein on Aging
Hear that? Lisa isn't a fan of the clubbing lifestyle after 40.

9. Dina Manzo on Friendship

Dina Manzo on Friendship
Oh, Dina. Sometimes we don't know what people are after either, but this a little extreme!

10. Teresa on Deceny

Teresa on Deceny
Don't get on Teresa's Giudice's bad side. She might flip a table on you.

11. Kenya Moore on Confidence

Kenya Moore on Confidence
Kenya Moore is Gone With the Wind Fabulous, okay? Fake it 'til you make it.

12. Brandi on Drugs

Brandi on Drugs
Brandi is known to cross the line. She even accused Kim of doing drugs in the bathroom...

13. NeNe Leakes on Serenity

NeNe Leakes on Serenity
Please, other housewives. Don't require NeNe to kill somebody. Please.

14. Tamra on Self Love

Tamra on Self Love
Tamra Barney always looks out for Tamra Barney and makes sure Tamra Barney gets hers, and she's not afraid to admit it.

15. Brandi on Playing the Field

Brandi on Playing the Field
Hey, you gotta put yourself back out there after a divorce, right? A guy would do it and be cheered for it. No double standards here!

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta Quotes

[to Kenya Moore] You best hope nothing happens to me, because you might not have a job. I'm your storyline. I sustain your career . . . I built you, so stop playing games.

Apollo Nida

[to Kenya Moore] "You a sneaky, trifling slut."

Phaedra Parks