Moron Tweets Ridiculous Pro-Gun Argument, Twitter Puts Him in His Place

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Over the past several weeks, Great Britain has been rocked by a series of horrible terrorist attacks.

Most notably, at least within celebrity gossip circles, was the suicide bomber who killed 22 people at an Ariana Grande concert last month.

In response, conservative commentator Jack Posobiec thinks he has the answer: make sure everyone is armed!

After all, he actually reasoned on Twitter, NASCAR fans bring weapons to races and there's never been a terrorist attack at a NASCAR race.

Makes perfect sense, right?

Forget the fact that not "all" NASCAR fans are armed, as Posobiec claims... along with the point that Jihadists who commit these atrocities nearly all plan on dying for their cause, so we somehow doubt a bunch of guns will serve as a deterrent.

Let's focus instead, Twitter has responded, on Posobiec's own argument.

Okay, no terrorist attacks have taken place at a NASCAR race and we should "draw conclusions" from that, he says.

Hmmm... what other events have never felt the wrath of terrorism and what conclusions ought we to draw from them?

1. Lots of Guns = No Terrorism!

Lots of Guns = No Terrorism!
D'uh, right? What possible hole could one find in this argument? Let's see...

2. Just Send Harry Styles Everywhere!

Just Send Harry Styles Everywhere!
His good looks would automatically distract all would-be bombers, making them forget all about their plans.

3. DMX to the Rescue

DMX to the Rescue
Clone him and his fans and we're all good.

4. Wait a Minute, DMX

Wait a Minute, DMX
We take it back. Maybe penguins are the answer!

5. Wait, So We All Need to Do This?

Wait, So We All Need to Do This?
Anyting for the country, we guess.

6. People Hate Pushing Their Own Doors Open

People Hate Pushing Their Own Doors Open
That's really what this all comes down to.

7. Take Off Your Clothes, People!

Take Off Your Clothes, People!
Do it. Do it for your fellow citizens!

8. Maybe We Do Need to All Be Armed

Maybe We Do Need to All Be Armed
Just not with guns.

9. Daffodils Over Dildos?

Daffodils Over Dildos?
Whatever it takes, right?

10. Impeach Trump.

Impeach Trump.
Elect Aleksandar Mitrović.

11. Getting a Bit Specific Here

Getting a Bit Specific Here
But the logic still applies!

12. Arm Yourself?

Arm Yourself?
More like eye(glass) yourself!

13. Oh, There's Also This:

Oh, There's Also This:
Dover International Speedway does NOT allow guns on its premises. The photo that Posobiec included with his Tweet? It was snapped at Dover International Speedway.

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