Tinder is known as a somewhat shady dating service, but the man featured in the following conversation is doing his part to change that.
Speaking to a girl he just met online, this totally amazing participant pretends to be Tom Hanks in Forrest Gump, reciting the iconic character’s bio and apparently coming across like the ideal match as far as this potential mate is concerned.
Who knew that Tinder could be so much like a box of chocolates? You really never know what you’re gonna get when you sign on, huh?
Yup, I have a son…
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… he shares my name and we often go fishing!
I don’t do much…
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… just collect royalties and, oh, I also watch feathers soar through the air.
I’m being modest…
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…. I was actually a REALLY good ping pong player. I also saved the life of my Lieutenant once. His name is Dan.