Gather ’round, children, and we’ll you tell the tale of one of the dumbest, naked-est, funniest feuds the Internet has ever known.
It all started when Kylie Jenner started dating Tyga way back in the year of our Lord Disick 2014, but it truly escalated in 2015.
Like, for the entirety of 2015.
You see, the cradle-robbing celebrity couple henceforth known as Kyga angered T-Raww’s booty-tastic baby mama, a.k.a. Blac Chyna.
When your fiance dumps you for a wealthy high school kid, then flaunts it all over the damn place, well, you’re probably gonna be pissed.
Naturally, she felt the need to make the couple feel her wrath … with passive-aggressive Instagram photos and not-so cryptic comments.
In the past 12 months, Kylie and Blac have taken shots at each other on social media, and we’ve been front and center 24/7.
With the possible exception of the new Star Wars, this is the best entertainment you can find to watch with popcorn in hand.
Maybe the beef will fizzle out, but more likely, things will get worse now that Kylie and Tyga break up and make up on a regular basis.
They make it hard to keep track of their status, but Blac is never more than a shade-throwing photo away. And for that, we thank her.
UPDATE, LATE JANUARY 2016:
The gauntlet has been thrown down and the ante has been upped. Hardcore. Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian are banging. Un. Real.
Let’s take it from the top, though …
Kim Kardashian and Blac Chyna: Former Besties!
Believe it or not, there was a time when Kim Kardashian and Blac Chyna were BFFs. Oh, how times have changed. Things started to go awry when…
Tyga Dumped Blac Chyna
They were engaged! They had a kid together! What happened?! Oh, that’s right…
Tyga Started Dating Kylie
Less than a month after he broke up with Blac, Tyga began dating dating Kylie. Of course, he denied it, because she had just turned 17 at the time, and prison is rough on pedos.
The Shade Begins
Kylie posted a photo of herself wearing an Audemar Piguet watch that was identical to one that Tyga had given Blac. The implied diss (“I stole your man AND your watch!”) was not lost on Blac.
Blac Returns Fire!
Not only did Blac respond by posting a throwback pic of herself with Tyga, she made sure to dangle her own Piguet timepiece out her car window the next time she encountered some paprazzi. The message? “You can have the man, b–ch! I still got the bling!”
Blac Takes the Kylie Lip Challenge
There was a time when dumb teens were doing horrendous things to swell up their mouths and calling it “The Kylie jenner Lip Challenge.” Blac mocked the trend – and Kylie herself – with the above pic.
Chyna Goes Nuclear
Blac claims Tyga spend several months trying to get her back. She even posted these text screen shots on Instagram to prove it. Kylie was obviously not pleased, and it was rumored she and Tyga broke up briefly.
Blac’s Mom Gets Involved
Kylie has a bevvy of famous family members on her side, so it’s only fair that Blac’s people should get involved, too. “[Kylie] is 17 and already has lip injections,” said Blac’s mom in an interview. “Her older sister got famous from a sex tape. They are no better than anybody…Tyga is a f–king pervert, okay?” Tell us what you REALLY think, Mrs. Chyna!
Kylie Goes OFF!!!
Blac reportedly caught wind of a tirade in which Kylie referref to Blac as an “aging ex-stripper.” Needless to say. she wasn’t pleased.
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Sources say Blac has threatened to fight Kylie now that she’s 18. We don’t want to see anyone get hurt, but we would LOVE to see these two step into the ring for a celebrity boxing match.
“Hey, Kylie! Your Man Wants ME!”
After one of the most recent flare-ups in their feud, Blac posted this pic with a caption reading, “You know you miss me.” Wonder who she might be talking about?
Ferrari-Gate!
The day of her 18th birthday, Kylie was spotted driving a Mercedes SUV that once belonged to Blac. Having been busted re-gifting, Tyga presented Kylie with a $350,000 Ferrari. Unfortunately, it was later revealed that he leased it…possibly in Kylie’s name. Looks like Blac has the last laugh for now!
Blac Will Cut a B!tch
Blac Chyna sent a very clear message with this and another knife-wielding photo on Instagram. “Loooove me and Leave me? That’s the story of my life,” Blac wrote. “But it won’t happen again see cus I bought this butchers knife uhmm.” S–t. Did she name names? No. But you know what? Based on everything we’ve already seen and read, she doesn’t have to.
Kylie to Tyga: It’s Me or Her!
Kylie reportedly fired the latest shot in this never-ending war by insisting thst Tyga cut off all communication with Blac. Being that they have a kid together, that certainly won’t be easy, and sources say Blac is NOT pleased.
Blac Starts Banging … Rob Kardashian
Who saw this one coming? In news that is both astonishing and at the same time, not all that astonishing after it sinks in for a few minutes, Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian are officially hitting it – and not giving a f–k what his family thinks. Naturally, they don’t think many positive things when it comes to this new couple. We don’t know Blac’s true intensions, or Rob’s mental state at the moment, but they are all about this new romance … and the trolling that comes with it.