The Kim Kardashian video game is coming. We know. WE KNOW. Here's our player's guide, THG-style.
The Kim Kardashian Video Game
Congratulations! You're Kim Kardashian! Minus 200.
Be adventurous in the sack and make homemade porn with your boyfriend! (Uhhh, plus 20?) Get famous when he leaks the sex tape. Minus 150.
Have a great hair day! Plus 50! No one looks at your hair because they're too busy staring at the canteloupes on your chest. Minus 75.
Go to the gym and work on your fitness! Plus 75. Post gym selfies bragging about your workout. Minus 100.
Go on glamorous vacations! Plus 40. Be an attention whore about your bikini body AND your tropical location. Minus 80.
Be an Actress
Book a gig on a popular TV show like you're a real actress! Plus 40. Realize you're just a reality TV star and go about your business. Minus 80.