No one was off limits for Joel McHale at the 2014 White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Check out his best quotes here.
Paul Ryan burn!
Joel McHale: Good evening, Mr. President. Or as Paul Ryan refers to you: another inner-city minority relying on the federal government to…
Jessica Simpson burn!
Joel McHale: I’m a big fan of President Obama. I think he’s one of the top great Presidents. Definitely in the top 50. Please explain…
George Clooney burn!
Joel McHale: Every year, the White House doctor checks the president’s colon for polyps and George Clooney’s head.
Obamacare burn!
Joel McHale: Now, over 8 million people have signed up for Obamacare, which is impressive, until you realize that Ashley Tisdale has 12…
Fox News burn!
Joel McHale: Fox News is the highest rated network in cable news. And it’s all thanks to their key demographic: the corpses of old people…
Bill Clinton burn!
Joel McHale: In nine months we will officially have a sequel to Bad Grandpa. When the baby is born, do you give Bill Clinton a cigar?
Joe Biden burn!
Joel McHale: It’s crazy to think that Joe Biden is only one heartbeat away from no one taking him seriously as President.
Donald Trump burn!
Joel McHale: People are asking, ‘will Donald Trump run again?’ And the answer is: ‘does that thing on his head crap in the woods?’ I…
Clinton in 2016?
Joel McHale: Hillary Clinton has a lot going for her as a candidate. She has the experience, she’s a natural leader and as our first…
Florida burn!
Joel McHale: Between Rob Ford, Justin Bieber and Ted Cruz, you just want to tell Canada: “Hey, hey. Relax. We already have a Florida.
CNN burn!
Joel McHale: CNN is desperately searching for something that’s been missing for months: their dignity.
What is E!?
Joel McHale: I also host a show called The Soup, which is on the E! network. To Republicans in attendance, E! is the channel that your…