These are 29 classic responses to Twitter’s trending My Love Life in 3 Words hashtag. Click through them and enjoy.
Nobody Likes Me

🙁
Crying to Sleep

Sometimes you gotta.
Emotionally Eating Alone

At least you’re honest.
Is It In?

Very well played.
Pizza, Music & Wifi

Best. Night. Ever.
Awkward Side Hugs

Duggar Family Special!
Does Not Exist

Straight to the point.
Dishonest, Disloyal, #LongDistance

Another hashtag? Bold move.
Rest in Peace

It was good while it lasted?
Searching, Searching, Searching

Good thing this wasn’t My Love Life in 30 Words. That would’ve been hard to type out.
Love My Cat

No, this is not a Taylor Swift alter ego.
Never Gonna Happen

Abandon all hope.
Worse Than Yours

Don’t be so sure.
I’m Forever Alone

Poor thing.
Awkward Eye Contact

We’ve been there!
Is That Bacon?

If so, where?!
Who Wants Nutella?

We do, babe.
Netflix, Prime, YouTube

Works for us!
Fries. Chocolates. Food.

You couldn’t think of a third specific food? Really?
Where’s My Food?

Simple, but profound.
Guac is Extra

Is that good or bad?
Buffalo Chicken Wings

Hashtag Franks Red Hot.
You Mean Food?

Yes, we do.
Ben & Jerry’s

Not the first person to come up with that one, we’re guessing.
Large Cheese Pizza

No toppings required.
Large Pineapple Pizza

Who does that?
Endless Large Pizza

Obesity be damned.
Eating MORE Pizza

Seriously, is there ever enough?
You Mean Pizza?

Seriously, enough with the friggin pizza.