Harry Styles cannot do justice to Kanye West. This much we now know.
But can he have unprotected sex with an unnamed woman and stop the Internet in its tracks as a result? Yes, quite possibly.
On the seventh track ("Kiwi") off his self-titled solo album, the One Direction hunk sings the following:
Driving me crazy, but I’m into it, but I’m into it. I’m kind of into it.
It’s getting crazy, I think I’m losing it, I think I’m losing it.
I think she said ‘I’m having your baby, it’s none of your business.'
Did Styles just very strongly imply that an ex-girlfriend of his went off and had his love child?
As you're about to find out below, this is what social media now believes. And it has no idea what to do with itself in response: