Move over, Jeremy Meeks.
It’s time to make room for Mirella Ponce.
Nearly three and a half years since Meeks took over the Internet as Hot Mugshot Guy, Ponce has gone ahead and taken his place as the latest alleged felon whose good looks have the Internet salivating all over its keyboard.
Arrested this week by the Fresno Police Department for possession of a loaded firearm, Ponce is believed to be a member of the Tiny Rascal Gang.
That’s a pretty big deal. She could face some major jail time.
But her mugshot photo on Facebook was shared over 4,500 times within just a few hours after it went live, as folks have made it clear that they DO want to see Ponce in handcuffs…
… but not behind bars. If you know what we mean!
Check out the most erect responses to Mirella Ponce’s mugshot below…
This is the Mugshot
Note the neck and chest tattoos. They say the words “Love Is Pain” and “Pain Is Pleasure,” both of which are apparently very appealing to a certain section of Facebook.
She Also May Have Illegally Been in Possession of a Loaded Gun
But romantic point taken.
How Do You Know She Has a Fine Behind?
Just assuming, we guess?
This Makes More Sense
You can see her eyebrows at least.
From Gangbanging to Modeling?
Crazier things have happened.
I’m Crazy for Her!
Especially if she’s a little bit crazy.
I’d Liketo Bail Her Out
So I can ball her out, if you catch my drift.
An In-Depth Analysis
She isn’t ALL that, but…
Soup’s On!
Or something to that effect!
She Can Rob Me. She Can Strip Search Me.
Anything goes!
If She Were Ugly, Who Cares?
But she’s beautiful and deserves better!
I Can’t Lie:
The friend is really me.
The Soup is Still On?
We’ll be honest, we don’t get this soup stuff.
Yes, All Fresno Women are This Hot
Every single one of them.