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Danielle Staub - the former full-time Real Housewives of New Jersey cast member known for having a sex tape and screaming at Teresa Giudice and sort of being a criminal coke whore - is involved in more drama.
This time, the drama, involves Marty Caffrey, Staub's husband of two months.
Who may not be her husband for very much longer.
Scroll down to discover ALL the ways in which he takes some issue with his controversial wife:
Wait, Danielle Staub is Married?
Yes! She tied the knot with Marty on May 5 in the Bahamian island of Bimin. Teresa Giudice and Margaret Josephs were Matrons of Honor, while Melissa Gorga served as bridesmaid.
Such a Happy Bride
"There’s just not a better feeling in the world," Staub told People Magazine after she exchanged these vows. "I'm still crying over it... it was beautiful.”
So, Where Did It Go Wrong?
Umm....everywhere? In a three-page statement submitted to Radar Online, Marty said he has suffered "financial, verbal and emotional abuse” from his "arrogant, disrespectful, presumptuous and entitled" wife. After mere months of marriage!
A Not Very Happy Birthday
"Her birthday party was the tipping point," Marty tells Radar
of a mid-July 2018 celebration. "I was left completely in the dark. I wasn't allowed to know who was invited. My family and friends were left out until the last minute only because I kept pressing the issue. There was no intention of including my family or friends."
Tell Us More, Marty...
"I was expected to pay for it. Which I refused to do," he says of this party, rattling on about Staub: "This arrogant, disrespectful, presumptuous and entitled attitude I find disturbing. All of this is why I did not attend. You want to throw a self-indulgence, attention seeking party for yourselves, want me to pay for it, but I'm not allowed to know anything about it or to ask any questions? What world do you live in?"
The World of Danielle Staub?
Did Marty never see the way she acted throughout her run on The Real Housewives of New Jersey? The answer is actually no, Marty says. He was unfamiliar with that part of her life when he married her.