Celebrity Porn Star Names
by Tattle Taylor at .What if your favorite celebrities entered the adult film industry? Check out this list of celebrity porn star names to see how you'd look them up on IMDB.
1. James Franco
James Franco is Mister Tang. Why does that sound like something he'd actually call himself?
2. Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber is Jack Black, which is actually an insult to the real Jack Black.
3. Kate Upton
Kate Upton as Nod Sweet? She's totally sweet, but maybe a little sassy in the sheets.
4. Farrah Abraham
Farrah Abraham should change her name to Bymbo Hardon and just make a legit career out of being a porn star already.
5. Chris Brown
Chris Brown has allegedly been around the block a time or five. Probably not as Buck Looselips though.
6. Demi Lovato
Demi Lovato is Kara Jammer, and she does know how to jam, so it's sort of a perfect porn star name for her.
7. Selena Gomez
Selena Gomez is Tara Bangkok. We really wish she'd never banged Justin Bieber's...
8. Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian is, well, Kim Kardashian. Her decision to make herself and her family relevant by making a sex tape is pretty clear.
9. Robert Pattinson
Enough women have shown Robert Pattinson their jubblies for him to have earned this porn star name. And we're sure they'd love to play doctor with him.
10. Miley Cyrus
Maybe Miley Cyrus' loose lips explain why she can't keep her tongue in her mouth.
11. Phil Robertson
Look here, Buster. This is a pretty funny meme and even Phil Robertson knows it.
12. Taylor Swift
We agree, TSwift. You got the raw end of this porn star name deal.
