Flip through these photos and wonder along with us: what were the folks behind these baby shower cakes thinking?!?
This is how it works
You can’t argue with the logic here.
So much sperm
Credit this dessert for at least having a constant theme.
A Bloody Baby Cake
If this doesn’t make you look forward to having a baby… pretty much anything else will.
Push it out!
The Cat in the Hat will forever haunt our nightmares now.
A science lesson
Don’t you wanna eat me? (NOTE: This question sounds far more dirty, based on the photo, than originally intended.)
From bump to dump
This is the message all expecting mothers want to hear.
Is that a placenta in a bowl?
Yup. We’re pretty sure it is.
This is just wrong
These sprinkles are meant to represent pubic hair. In case you somehow didn’t get it.
Shooting and scoring
How many people out there will be swallowing this cake?
An adult baby
This fake baby apparently came out of the womb with a head of hair and a body of clothing.
TWINS!
Well, this is one way to announce you’re having twins.
Way too life-like
This is NOT what Jello was meant to be used for.
Good luck!
Who wants seconds?!?
Got milk?
We all know the answer to this question.
Goodbye, tummy
Why is there a Playboy bunny involved? We don’t know.
Welcome, Tristan
Welcome to the world. You look sort of like an alien.
Whoa there!
You never know what is gonna pop on out, we guess.
Farewell?!?
Where is this baby going?!?
About to burst
We hope you’re ready, mom!
Cute cupcakes
This is one way to guarantee folks look at your baby photos.
Look out for that wall!
Is a doctor around to catch this newborn?
A look of horror
When the Exorcist meets childbirth…
A baby belly button?
Is this baby coming out of a belly button?
Ready or not?
Here I come!
Here’s the head
Is it wrong for us to say these strawberries look delicious?
Straddling a carrot
This baby has a mohawk and is riding a carrot.
Catch me!
Here, Kristin. We’ve provided hands for you.
A meat baby
This looks gross.
Speaking for itself
What else needs to be said, really?