The following celebrities make us sad when they feel sad.
Because we feel their pain and we empathize with their struggles?
Not entirely. Not exactly. It’s more like their crying faces are so gosh darn ugly that they cause actual shivers to fly up our spine. No offense!
Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian puts her crying face on in this photo. It’s definitely not her best look. Mostly because it doesn’t feature her boobs.
Heidi Montag
Is Heidi Montag sweating here or crying? Either way, we don’t ever want to look at her.
Britney Spears
Still, this is a better look on Britney Spears than the one of her with a shaven head, umbrella in hand.
Paris Hilton
In Paris Hilton’s defense, she was on her way to jail in this photo. But she stayed there for, like, six minutes
Snooki
No… just, no. Can someone please get this woman a shot or two dozen?
Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber broke down on stage at the MTV Video Music Awards. He says he couldn’t hold back his gratitude over how fans accepted him there.
Claire Danes
Claire Danes basically won an Emmy for her ability to cry as the character of Carrie on Homeland. The realism is impressive. The look, however, is not this star’s best.
Tobey Maguire
Call us crazy, but we’d prefer us superheroes acted more tough and less… blubbery.
Anne Hathaway
Perhaps longer hair would have helped Anne Hathaway here, but hey: she won an Oscar for her role in Les Miserables. So we guess she wins in the end.
LeBron James
Seen Trainwreck yet? We like LeBron James a lot more when he’s laughing than when he’s crying.
Norman Reedus
We love Norman Reedus on The Walking Dead. When he’s killing zombies, not when he’s doing this.
James Van Der Beek
James Van Der Beek may never live down his crying face on Dawson’s Creek. Nor should he!
Chris Crocker
Former viral sensation Chris Crocker most definitely never wants to see Britney cry again. And we can say the same about him.
Kim Richards
Kim Richards looks very sad in this picture. Can someone get her a drink? Actually, no. That’s a bad idea.
Lauren Conrad
This is actually a very impressive makeup job. Props to the folks behind The Hills for making it look real!
Leonardo DiCaprio
Someone get this man a new supermodel for his yacht, STAT!
Tom Hanks
Tom Hanks, as Forrest Gump, saying goodbye to Jenny is one of the most moving scenes in big screen history. Is it therefore shameful to admit that we often laugh at his face?
Lea Michele
We can only assume Lea Michele is crying here over just how far Glee fell after a terrific first season.
Chris Colfer
And we’re gonna go ahead and assume the same about Chris Colfer.
Elizabeth Berkley
Elizabeth Berkley was so excited, she was SO excited to film this Saved by the Bell scenes. Alas, she was also so scared.
Andrew Lincoln
Remember what we said about Norman Reedus? Go back and take the same advice to heart, Andrew Lincoln.