NOTE: Yes, these Kate Middleton photos are old. That's the point.
You'll likely never see the Duchess in a bikini, or clubbing in the shortest of skirts, ever again for the rest of your life. This is just reality.
Given her status as wife of the future king, one cannot blame her.
After some of these private vacation images were published, especially, you can expect Middleton's "minder" to shut 'em down in the future.
Which we get. We really do. It's just part of growing up, especially under the unique circumstances Catherine has found herself living in.
Unless your name starts with "Kard" and ends with "ashian" you probably don't want these kind of pics out there on the web if you can avoid it.
Yet it's still kind of a shame, because Kate has it goin' on! Wow!
Pippa Middleton Bikini Photo
Pippa Middleton and Kate Middleton both looking gorgeous as ever in a bikini photo from 2006. The sisters have some quality DNA.
Kate Middleton in a Bikini
Kate Middleton looking gorgeous as ever in a bikini photo from 2006. The future Queen is a true beauty.
Kate Middleton, Bikini
Kate Middleton looking gorgeous as ever in a bikini photo from 2006.
Kate Middleton Bikini Picture
Kate Middleton looking gorgeous as ever in a bikini photo from 2006. She's got an amazing body.
Kate Middleton Bikini Photo
Kate Middleton in a gorgeous bikini photo from her recent vacation. Unfortunately for Kate, she was also seen in a lot less.
Kate Middleton, Bikini, Prince William
Kate Middleton in a bikini with Prince William. One of the least revealing shots of her you'll see all month!