Wow. The unthinkable has apparently just happened.
With NeNe Leakes quitting the Real Housewives of Atlanta after seven seasons – and just about as many threats to leave the Bravo show that made her one of the top-paid reality stars in the business – it’s the end of a fabulous era in the ATL.
Fortunately, we’ll always have these classic lines …
NeNe Leakes Is Honest
“I’m not gonna stab you in the back. I’m gonna stab you in the chest.”
NeNe Leakes Is Righteous
“Close your legs to married men!”
NeNe Leakes Is Rich, Bitch
“I’m very rich, bitch!”
NeNe Leakes Is Not An Athlete
“I walk around in Louboutins, not cleats…”
NeNe Leakes Is Direct
“Hi, haters!”
NeNe Leakes Is A Glam-Mom, Not a Grandma
“I’m a glam-mom!”
NeNe Leakes Is Asking A Serious Question
“Is your wig squeezing your head too tight?”
NeNe Leakes Is Not Into TMI
“The thought of my mom using a dildo just takes me to– honey, i need to go to the psychiatric ward.”
NeNe Leakes Is Thirsty
“Where’s the wine, bitch?”
NeNe Leakes Is Hungry
“I’m a size 10. I could be a size 8 if i wanted to, but I’m effin hungry.”
NeNe Leakes Is Serious
“I would rather pluck every toenail off my toe, one by one and then stick ’em in a pair of sandals and walk down the street with them bleeding then be friends with them.”
NeNe Leakes Is Not Having It
“I don’t do poor well.”
NeNe Leakes Is Confident
“I don’t have to be the skinniest girl in the room, but I definitely have to be the most confident.”
NeNe Leakes Is Keeping It Real
“You can never win when you’re dirty, honey.”
NeNe Leakes Is The Catchphrase Queen
“BLOOP!”