15 Parents Who Need to Get the EFF Off Facebook

Can you even believe they said that?! Sadly, we can at this point. We easily can. Here are 15 parents who need to get the eff off Facebook!

Little Booger

Newsflash, folks! NO1CURR about your kid’s boogers. Nope. They don’t.

Don’t be this dad. Ever. At all. Not even if you ARE a dude.

This parent seems to have forgotten that the enter key starts a new comment and decided to share the play by play of the day in a 6-comment thread.

Complaining about Daylight Savings Time and all your lost sleep might make you feel better. Or it’ll make you friendless.

What do you get when you combine a love of oversharing with a love of Game of Thrones? This parent. That’s what.

Oh, the humblebragger. She wants everyone to know that her son is smarter than your son but (not so) cleverly disguises her sharing.

Oh, those lazy days of parenting! They’re totes not lazy! See? This parent can prove it!

Every parent has probably been here. Not every parent has felt compelled to share it on Facebook. At least there isn’t a picture.

Sleep is a thing you don’t get to do anymore when you’re a parent. Complaining about it on Facebook makes you less sleep. IT’S A FACT.

Hmmm, do I want the $300 stroller that normally goes for $500 or the $239? OOH! I WANT A MINI VAN!

In the line of offensive baby attire, this might be the worst we’ve ever seen. Even worse than onesies declaring baby boys to be “boob men.”

This mom decided to SHAVE HER DAUGHTER’S HEAD when the little girl got some safety scissors after her goldie locks. OMG!

Even when this mom does it right by NOT being a narcissistic oversharer, she’s doing it wrong. Wait, what?

Clearly the person who posted this can’t read the directions that came with her pee sticks. And the pictures on the test aren’t good enough.

Who CARES if you got a doctorate at 21 from Stanford? YOU’RE NOT A PARENT! YOU DON’T COUNT.