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“This Evangelical New Testament Bible comes belted and bound in leather. It fastens with a gold-plated buckle in the name of “Jesus.” Fits like a fanny pack, yet really protects your rear.”

In case there’s any confusion, by “rear,” they mean it offers the protection of Jesus, our lord and savior.

[Pure Products USA]

Oct 16, 2007 · Link · 2 Responses

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Comments (2)

No. 1
Rowen says:

So . . . Jesus is the ultimate RAW fighter? You too will clothesline the Devil with our new bible?

I don’t get the whole Wrestlemania/S&M aspect of this bible.

Posted: Oct 16, 2007 at 10:36 pm

No. 2
tina says:

That’s just an so they have to get down to their knees to read and after they stay for their prize.

Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 12:04 pm

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