“This Evangelical New Testament Bible comes belted and bound in leather. It fastens with a gold-plated buckle in the name of “Jesus.” Fits like a fanny pack, yet really protects your rear.”
In case there’s any confusion, by “rear,” they mean it offers the protection of Jesus, our lord and savior.
So . . . Jesus is the ultimate RAW fighter? You too will clothesline the Devil with our new bible?
I don’t get the whole Wrestlemania/S&M aspect of this bible.
Posted: Oct 16, 2007 at 10:36 pm
That’s just an so they have to get down to their knees to read and after they stay for their prize.
Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 12:04 pm