Every week, there are so many eventful developments that we (almost) can???t keep track of them all! So, for your convenience and ours, we???ve dispatched the indispensable Intern Whitney to remind us what about this past week made it so damned special.
• We pissed off everyone we’ve ever worked with by writing a friendly guide to office etiquette.
• We pissed off In Touch staffers by suggesting that they might have overpaid for a fake Brangelina story.
• We pissed off some crazed Kristin Chenoweth fans by writing something totally unrelated about Page Six Magazine.
• We pissed off the networks (and the striking tv writers) by leaking the top-secret episode guide to the 2007-2008 season.
• We pissed off a bunch of pretentious hipsters by failing to wear proper attire at the Zune party.
• We pissed off Tonight Show host Jay Leno by siding with his arch nemesis.
• We pissed off our friend by dragging her to a party that bore too way strong of a resemblance to our freshmen year.
• We pissed off our finally computer literate parents by informing them that email is totally pass??.
• We pissed off the presidential candidates by pointing out that Americans are over this whole democracy thing.
• We pissed off those who’ve lost a parent by implying TMZ is unfairly ruining Jan Adams’ life.
• We pissed off everyone at the Out 100 party by monopolizing Tim Gunn for more than 10 seconds.
• We pissed off all those Olive Garden tourists who were already angry over the strikes.
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