Every week, there are so many eventful developments that we (almost) can???t keep track of them all! So, for your convenience and ours, we???ve dispatched the indispensable Intern Whitney to remind us what about this past week made it so damned special.
• The results of the Facebook survey came in! And it turns out the social networking site is making you shittier employees and borderline stalkers. But it’s just so addictive!
• Ellen got all teary-eyed over a stray dog she didn’t even want in the first place.
• We decided to stop talking about a certain polarizing pundit who has blond hair, no soul and zero percent body fat. Except for that one last time. And this one, right now.
• Britney Spears lost her kids. Again.
• Cindy Adams has lost her grip on reality. Again.
• Stephen Colbert announced he was running for president. Publicity stunt or not, he’s got our vote.
• Page Six challenged Angelina Jolie’s credentials as a parent; Donald Trump challenged her credentials as a beauty. Both claims appear to be unsubstantiated.
• Jon Stewart to continue taking himself way too seriously as a fake journalist. At least, through 2010.
• We found out that guy who’s dating Lindsay Lohan was already engaged to someone else. On the plus side, he’s also the next Doogie Howser.
• And that some of you have awfully strong feelings about Lance Bass.
• OK! magazine may have partially (or completely) fabricated their interview with Lindsay Lohan.
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