If you’re sitting near a TV today, you’re rainy Friday is gonna get a whole lot gayer, courtesy Ellen DeGeneres: “A spy in the audience of this afternoon’s taping of the Ellen DeGeneres Show tells us that after Ellen mentioned today’s California Supreme Court ruling striking down the state’s ban on gay marriage, she surprised everyone and announced that she was going to tie the knot with longtime girlfriend, actress Portia de Rossi. Portia was in the crowd and after she made the announcement, the studio audience went wild, giving the two a huge standing O.” [TMZ] Also, Justin Timberlake is on today’s show, so there’s that.
• When Ralph Fiennes travels, he typically flies first class and bangs the airplane stewardess. When John Stamos travels, he gets attacked by a crazy woman who slaps him and steals his seat. Worse? They cut him off after three in-flight scotches.
• With Heath Ledger looking like that in Manhattan, Brooklyn has never felt prouder.
• Matt Damon is People magazine’s Sexiest Man of the Year? Eh, we were always on Team Affleck.
• Portia de Rossi doesn’t mind getting type cast as a lesbian. A shemalé, however, is a completely different matter.
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