Apparently, former boy banders who currently have protruding bellies, no job prospects, and overly high opinions of themselves are still awfully picky when it comes to choosing a mate. Take, for instance, Nick Carter, who flatly nixed the possibility of reuniting with former flame Paris Hilton. His reasoning? She isn’t “intelligent” enough.
At the risk of inviting ridicule, we beg to disagree. Knock Paris all you like, but she’s impressively managed to parlay slightly above average looks, zero talent and a famous last name into boldface status, independent wealth and a burgeoning career as, well, someone who gets paid a small fortune to show up at parties long enough to say “That’s hot” and have her picture taken.
Meanwhile, everything self-proclaimed intellect Nick Carter has done post-Backstreet Boys can be neatly summed up as follows: failed solo career, failed acting career, failed reality show, failed relationship with Kathy Griffin. Yep, sounds like this boy-genius has it all figured out!
Also, on a completely unrelated note, please enjoy this choice excerpt from his Wikipedia entry, which (ironically?) calls Nick’s own IQ into question:
On June 12, 2007, Kathy Griffin discussed her date with Nick Carter on Tyra. She jokingly alleged that he was illiterate and they showed him not being able to read the menu. However, he has been photographed reading books like the DaVinci Code, and notes James Redfield’s classic bestseller “The Celestine Prophecy” as one of his favorites.
Well, snap! Take that, Kathy Griffin! Thanks to whoever penned this entry for finally setting the record straight. And best of luck to Nick Carter, in finally finding his lady-love! We’re sure that special someone is out there for you somewhere. And with luck, she’ll even share your eighth-grade reading level and appreciation of crap pop music, permanent tattoos and fast food delicacies.
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fume says:
Well, he lost the protruding belly. So at least he’s skinny & bitter.
Posted: Nov 9, 2007 at 9:59 pm