• Where was Anna Wintour when Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles were welcomed at MoMA? Dining with her boyfriend and daughter at the $20-per-plate Cafe Edison. [Fox 411]
• Kate Moss Watch™: What did the supermodel learn the last time at rehab? “A lot about alcohol”, she claims — while ordering two glasses of champagne at 11:00 a.m. [Gatecrasher]
• Notoriously grating photog Steve Sands lived up to his reputation when he chased down Martha Stewart at Bette Midler’s annual Halloween-slash-birthday gala at the Waldorf. Sands demanded she pose in her Jungle Jane outfit and ended up getting kicked out of the hotel (and a bandaged forehead) for the shot. [Gatecrasher]
• Not that they can do anything about it, but the Yankees handed superstar slugger Alex Rodriguez a stern warning to keep out of illegal gambling dens. Somehow his illegal activities don’t violate the team’s morality clause. [NYDN]
• Normally Radar staffers are too frightened to write about their upstairs neighbors The Source magazine, but when it comes to not paying the rent — well, that’s worth the risk. [Radar]
• Gabrielle’s “Union” with hubby Chris Howard is over with after four years and they’re asking for the requisite “privacy please” request. And just after she got shamed into apologizing to Mood’s owner. [AP]
• Lindsay Lohan and Jared Leto are ready to go public with their relationship. If only it wasn’t months too late. [Gatecrasher]
• What’s Paris Hilton’s current beau Stavros Niarchos III doing with spare cash? Offering it to homeless men to dump soda on themselves. [Page Six]