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Ugly Baby On Board 38422

Ugly Baby On Board
Don’t Worry, Parents. Your Offspring Is Completely And Entirely Normal. Just Hideously Unattractive.

“Don’t panic. Your weird baby is likely normal.” So begins the intro t

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Jiblets 38423

Jiblets
Someone Tries To Steal Uncle Jesse’s Seat On A Shot Domestic Flight? How Rude!

• When Ralph Fiennes travels, he typically flies first class and bangs the airplane stewardess. When Jo

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Cable Quotables 38425

Cable Quotables
The Week Bill Saved The Day

“You know,” writes Correspondent Wendy, “I was so worried that with the writers strike, Nancy Grace on maternity leave, and the Rosie O’Donnell dea

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‘Good Riddance, Norman Mailer Is Dead’ 38426

‘Good Riddance, Norman Mailer Is Dead’
He might be dead, but he was still an ass

In case you missed it, Norman Mailer is dead. Along with writing a bunch of books you never read but feel lik

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Media Blitz: Lydia Hearst-Shaw ‘Can’t Think Of Anything Less Fun Than Getting Groped At Fashion Shows Running A Newspaper’

March 16th, 2007
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• Lydia

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The Laugh Factory
Political Analysts Take Closer Look At Hillary Clinton’s Plan For Health Care Reform Awkward Robotic Chortle

From WaPo: “Hillary Clinton’s laugh is now being analyzed, scr

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Nancy Grace’s Unborn Twins Make A Break For It

Nancy Grace’s Unborn Twins Make A Break For It
Decide They ‘Can’t Fathom’ Another Month Inside A Crazy-Person’s Uterus

Nancy Grace, the acerbic tv pundit best known for her stance on “victim

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Christina Aguilera: I’m Pregnant

Christina Aguilera: I’m Pregnant
Everyone Else: Duh

Finally satisfied that she milked her maybe-pregnancy for all it was worth (and even outlasted fellow obviously pregnant singer/album-prom

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