Impossibly Hip Microsoft Zune Party Convinces Us That iPods Are ‘So Five Years Ago’
Zune Wins Our Affection By Plying Us With Booze, Playing The Music From Our Now Defunct iPods In An Ironic, ‘Hey,
Homophobia’s Greatest Hits
Polemic Right-Winger Inspires Melodic Anti-Semitism
It’s a shame we’re not mentioning a certain blond-haired pundit who thinks “Jews need to be perfected” anymore
Sam Donaldson’s Phone Number Causing More Drama Than 867-5309
Radar was hot on the trail of ABC News anchor Sam Donaldson (seen here with a friend) whose phone number had shown up in the ou
Media Blitz
US Gov To Deprive Us Sexy, Glamourized Cigarette Ads
• Congress asks women’s mags to please stop airing those sexy tobacco ads, to which the editors responded, “We certainly don’
Six Rocky Movies In Five Seconds
You’ll be able to predict the end by second two
The kids who have too much time to waste on film editing bring you all of the Rocky movies faster than it t
L.A. Reid Is Tired Of Paying Jay-Z More Than Everyone Else At Def Jam, Combined
Everybody At Universal ‘Loves’ Jay-Z, Except Maybe The People Who Lost Their Jobs To Cover His Salary
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Facebook Confidential: An Obligatory (Second) ‘Status’ Update
Your Craziest Stories Turn Out To Be ‘Even Crazier’ Than Expected
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• “me and my friends now have inside jokes based sol
Wednesday Reads: Candide
According to a recent survey, one in four Americans didn???t read a book last year. As a public service, we look back on all the classics you only read the Cliffs N
CAREER OBJECTIVES CNN re-upped president Jon Klein likes nothing more than to piss off the other cable networks so much that they begin covering his network. Well, that and firing aging women anchors.
HASTILY INTO THE NIGHT When the Tribune Co. goes privately into the hands of Sam Zell tomorrow, his $8.2 billion buyout will also bring regime change: CEO Dennis FitzSimons is stepping down as chief a