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Shepard’s Pie Causes Everyone to Drool

Fox News veteran and anti-gossip Shepard Smith is walking gayly into a Thanksgiving holiday, thanks to his new 3-year deal that puts him somewhere bet

The Internet Is Supported By Men Without Girlfriends
Paid Content only Works for Porn and Comics

Charging for Pulitzer Prize winning journalism might be a fruitless endeavor, but comics, tha

Us Weekly Loses Joey Bartolomeo to People

We’re hearing senior writer Joey Bartolomeo has left Us Weekly, where she penned many a major cover story, for competitor People.
Bartolomeo was on

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Last minute Christmas ideas

• We might worship different Gods, but anyone can appreciate a Britney crotch shot figurine.
• Spears family etiquette says giving a figurine of your

To Save A Dying Industry And Itself, ESPN Invests In Journalism
Ridunklous Money Is The Only Way To Stay Popular

For the past few months, ESPN has been gobbling up the best sports journalist

Bonnie Fuller Thanks Britney For Selling Magazines Making Her Feel Better About Herself
Fuller Proves It’s Possible To Attack Britney, Defend Her Amorality And Plug The Current Issue Of Star Magazi

Buy the New Book From Your New Boss Bill Shapiro

Bill Shapiro, who lost his managing editor job at Life when it folded for the sixth or seven-hundredth time, is back on Time Inc.’s payroll.

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Nothing Says ‘Foxy’ Quite Like Developing A Superiority Complex In Prison

• Incarcerated diva Foxy Brown reportedly insists on accessorizing her prison jumpsuit with designer footwea

Jamie Lynn Spears Really Screwed Up CosmoGirl!’s Editorial Calendar
would a quiet abortion been too hard?

Considering all the pro-family, anti-abortion culture and crazies out there, you???d

WGA, Producers Pretend To Try To Reach An Agreement
in the mean time, networks rely on ???real??? drama

With Heroes and Desperate Housewives officially out of new material (get it? We???re s