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Ugly Baby On Board
Don’t Worry, Parents. Your Offspring Is Completely And Entirely Normal. Just Hideously Unattractive.

“Don’t panic. Your weird baby is likely normal.” So begins the intro t

Jay-Z Sharpens His Comedy Chops, Gives George Carlin A Run For His Money
Apparently, Dave Navarro Isn’t The Only Music-Maker With Multiple Talents!

When taping his upcoming VH1 special, Amer

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Don’t Tell Russell Crowe Your Secrets Or He Will Sit On Them For Twelve Years Then Spill Them When You Least Expect It

• Jerkass Russell Crowe mortifies Leo DiCaprio by sharing a

Set Designer On The Hills Has Good Taste In Books
National Book Winner is MTV approved

Um, did you see The Hills this week? OMG, Heidi totally tried to apologize to Lauren for the whole sex

Kim Kardashian’s Maybe-Robbery Continues To Solicit Undue Attention

Kim Kardashian has yet to recover her alleged $50K in stolen baubles, she has managed to create a mild publicity stir and

Quoted
Eva Longoria On How She’s The Hostest With The Leastest

I cannot make coffee. And somebody came over to the house the other day for dinner. And I was like, ‘Anybody want coffee?’ And

Occasionally, We Think About People Other Than Ourselves
This Is Not One Of Those Occasions. (Alternate Headline: And They Said This Was A Thankless Job)

Today, we here at Jossip Headquarter

Those Pictures May Come Back To Haunt You
CW’s Commutercast Reporter Stops Traffic With Naughty Pictorial

June 19th, 2007
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When At First You Don’t Succeed, Hire The French

• Heather Mills’ psychotic new publicist succeeds in making her client appear to be less crazy by comparison.
• Kim Porter shows she’

ESPN And Its Ridunklous Money Is Saving Sports Journalism

Sometimes I just have to say, ???what the fuck???? “awesome” and the royal we doesn???t work as well. These are my thoughts???raron