Jossip

Biebs, when your loyal fans are thinking you need a slap, it’s time to simmer down your antics.

People really, really want to see Justin Bieber get slapped in the face. Like, really.

Greta Gerwig is slated to lead How I Met Your Dad on CBS. Meet the female Ted!

Flappy Bert is Sesame Street’s answer to Flappy Bird! You’re welcome for the distraction.

Snow and ice of “historic” proportions are moving across the East coast. But the UNC-Duke game? Still on.

Classes have been cancelled at UNC for the next two days due to snow and ice. That UNC-Duke game? Still happening.

Can’t drive your car to the arena for the UNC-Duke game? Take campus transit!

JUST KIDDING! Campus transit isn’t running! That game is still on though! Snow? Ice? Meh. That’s nothing.

Just FYI, nothing will stop the UNC-Duke game. Nothing. At all.

No tickets? No problem! Stand in line for 1.5 hours before the game starts to get in! Free frostbite with every ticket!