Kim Kardashian’s Maybe-Robbery Continues To Solicit Undue Attention

Kim Kardashian has yet to recover her alleged $50K in stolen baubles, she has managed to create a mild publicity stir and piss off the pen-wielding columnists at Page Six.

The result? A revenge-item, purportedly an update on Kardashian’s self-reported theft claim, describing Kim as both a “Celebutramp” and “a reality bimbo.” Presumably because, as Page Six writes, “When we asked [Kardashian’s] rep, Cindy Guagenti, why no police report was filed, she responded by calling us “weird” and “jealous.”

Turns out, that Guagenti chick had it all wrong. Clearly, Page Six is not “weird” and “jealous.” Just petty and immature.