Canadian people—they’re so hopelessly awkward, aren’t they? What with their funny, high-pitched voices, their public healthcare system and their inexplicable obsession with all things Mike Meyers! Fortunately, those promiscuous sexually experienced types over at Cosmopolitan are bringing their television program (think Sex and the City, but sluttier) to our neighbors to the north, as part of a new initiative geared towards helping Canucks get laid, entitled “Hey Canada—Go Fuck Yourselves.”
Hearst and Canada’s Corus Entertainment are partnering to bring Cosmopolitan Television to Canada. Launched in Spain in 2000, the TV version of the world’s leading magazine for young women now exists in more than 20 countries, including Mexico and Argentina.
The Canadian version of the Cosmo TV Channel is said to include various hard-hitting segments, including “Why Tonsil Hockey Beats Regular Hockey: The Art Of French-Canadian Kissing,” “How To Ask A Guy Oot” and “He’s Just Not That Into You, Eh?”
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