As It Turns Out, Mike Tyson Isn’t Exactly The Best Man Money Can Buy

There’s nothing quite like putting on your best hand-beaded, Swarovski crystal-encrusted gown, marrying the love of your life at your 27-acre Beverly Hills canyon estate at a lavish 275-person wedding only to find discover that the best man (better known as Mike Tyson) was just sentenced to 24 hours in jail.

At this point, if you’re newlywed Mei Sze Chan, all you can do is laugh, cry and thank the lord you came out of all this with your wedding photos, requisite Times writeup and earlobes intact. And, conceivably, pray that your marriage lasts exponentially longer than Tyson’s most recent prison stay. (Or at last long enough to counteract the prenup).