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Jennifer Aniston Moves Magazines, If Not Movies


Useless list month continues at Forbes.

This week, it???s top selling faces, not in terms of plastic surgery requests, but by magazine sales. According to Forbes, Jennifer Aniston has the best selling mug.

But in the past year, Jennifer Aniston has not found love, lost love, become addicted to drugs and/or alcohol, overcome addiction to drug and/or alcohol, gained weight, lost weight, given birth to a child or adopted a child.

It???s a mystery to us that she even gets on the cover of tabloids, let alone sells them. But the list is kind of funny: Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, who???ve done nearly all of those things, didn???t even make it.

So how did Forbes come up with this list of top selling faces?

Forbes.com calculated the tabloid appeal of a celebrity by comparing how many issues a cover sold with the magazine’s average newsstand sales. The Web site then factored in the number of full covers a celeb graced, and ranked his or her consumer appeal using data from Encino, Calif-based polling firm E-Poll Market Research to rule out flukes.

All of which sounds like a lot of work for a list that has no real value. It???s moments like this that we???re glad we’re no longer interns.

Oct 4, 2007 · Link · 9 Responses
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Comments (9)
No. 1 HI HO says:

I’ve come to the conclusion that Jennifer Aniston is this generation’s Bernie.

No acceptable excuse for Weekend at Bernie’s to have had that kind of mileage, especially when it centers around a corpse.

Same thing here.

Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 1:39 pm
No. 2 Mr. T says:

Hi Ho, you are funny and pretty spot on.

Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 4:57 pm
No. 3 audrey says:

All women want to resemble her spiritually &
physically. She is a role model for everyone!

Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 2:26 am
No. 4 Ms Tusso says:

She is an amazing gal ! she has managed to overcome the rejection from BP & has managed to keep her ex-MIL-Jane as BF,& risen above every obstacle. She evoques beauty,heath,& sunshine.

Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 2:29 am
No. 5 Katrina says:

She has all my respect for being discrete & keeping her feelings to herself when it comes to BP. So many women would have scratched him alive !

Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 2:34 am
No. 6 HI HO says:

No. 3 audrey says:
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Admitting to wanting to look like Jennifer Aniston is the equivalent of saying that Telly from Sesame Street is your beauty icon.

No. 4 Ms Tusso says:
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Aniston was the one who filed for divorce; Brad Pitt just didn’t look back. And Jane Pitt is Aniston’s best friend? I thought Cox-Arquette was, given that Aniston is always with her family, even on vacations. One visit in two years doesn’t constitute ‘best friends’.

No. 5 Katrina says:
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Discrete is not sicing passive-aggressive devil dogs Leslie Bennett and Kathy ‘Peggy Hill’ Najimy on the ex-husband. A real woman either let it go completely or she takes care of her pain/anger herself. She hasn’t done that, no matter what her legions of princesses say.

Ironic how two out of three posts were still rooted in her past with Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt continues to ‘carry’ her, just like those dudes in ‘Weekend at Bernie’s’.

Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 8:47 am
No. 7 GENERALIZATIONS says:

**NOT EVERY WOMAN WANT TO LOOK LIKE HER**
i wanted to clarify this because there’s really nothing about her that i find striking. I can find a dozen girls on the streets of Toronto with the same looks as her. I honestly don’t get it and i don’t think i ever will but yeah not every woman wants her looks.

Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 10:59 am
No. 8 jenfraud says:

I am a woman and many women completely DESPISE the way Aniston took advantage of people’s pity, all the while she is the one who neglected her own marriage for her imaginary ‘movie career’ and lost Brad, never taking responsibility of her own. NOBODY who is a secure and a confident woman, wants to be like this terribly insecure, empty and frivolous woman.

Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 9:25 pm
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