Jossip Juxtaposition: Super-Couple Faith Hill and Tim McGraw To Quickly Turn Household Robbery Into Their Next #1 Country Hit 36551

• Faith Hill and Tim McGraw’s home is burglarized! No official word on the precise number of cowboy hats, snakeskin boots or tins of Skoal chewing tobacco are missing.

• Judith Regan gets advice from a sex-toy expert on her Sirius radio show; listeners (and Jossip editors) silently “throw up a little” in their mouths.

• Barbi twins tried, failed, to save Anna Nicole Smith by leaving her an impassioned unanswered voicemail.

• Meanwhile, the National Enquirer reports that—in addition to starving herself—Anna Nicole Smith was intentionally underfeeding baby Dannielynn so she’s look “slim and sexy.”

• Brandy celebrated her 28th birthday by blowing out the candles and wishing this whole vehicular manslaughter thing goes away faster than Ray J’s sex tape.

• Joss Stone gets skinny, dons hideous, psychedelic mini-dress to show off her sexy bod, lack of fashion sense.

*• According to In Touch, Kristin Davis has been swapping spit (and, um, pasta) with former NBA “star” Rick Fox.