• Lydia Hearst skinny dipping with Damien Fahey? Talk about a summer fling with the boy from the other side of the tracks. [Page Six]
• Breaking news! Lindsay Lohan is not currently consuming alcohol. [R&M]
• Those who invest in “non-profitable, embarrassing” media projects do it for one reason and one reason only: to rub 16-year-old girls down with hot oil, give them vibrators, pay them $1000, and suffer no consequences for it. [Gawker]
• Are Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes planning a wedding in their back yard? Sounds like! Or, maybe they’re just welcoming the aliens who are coming to take back Suri. [Mollygood]
• Great description of Mel Gibson the night of his arrest: “The bleary-eyed star was spotted at celeb-studded Moonshadows restaurant with a babe on each arm and a beer bottle in his right hand late Thursday and into the wee hours Friday.” Front page photo included. [NYP]
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